Eurovision Sucks!

Who’s gonna win this year?… Who cares?

Eurovision.

The very word fills a continent with dread. An assortment of frankly odd musical styles spun out over what seems several years, culminating in a perversely rigged voting system where votes are cast for reasons which sometimes span back several centuries.

It’s a good idea at the time - “We’ll watch Eurovision, and have some snacks and beers - it will be funny!”

Yeah, it’s not funny 5 hours later when you can’t feel your backside anymore, and the sight of that cheese pineapple stick you made earlier makes you want to vomit.

There is a way to save yourself from this fate! Play on doof, don’t be sucked into the madness of 90’s retro-techno-crappy-bad-beat disco, and even worse… the outfits!

Send a few doof gifts to all your friends to remind them they too can be saved from this horror. Arrange to meet all your buddies on doof, organise a games night, have a good chat, and you can save your eardrums from this unnecessary hell.

Be good to your ears! Spend this weekend on doof! You know it makes sense.