The Showdown: Manchester United Vs Chelsea

Look what we did!

As everyone is aware, British football fans are loved and admired around the world from Turkey to Timbuktu for their embarrassingly pointless football-related violence, thuggery and general yobbish intimidation! Not all of them mind you.

God bless ‘em.

So we thought we’d contribute to our national pride by coming up with a game that is sure to be loved by millions around the world for it’s keeping with our fine English tradition of hooliganism.

This comes just in time to celebrate the clash of two of the nations biggest clubs in the Champions League Final, Chelsea and Manchester United!

Choose your fave team, and simply bash the hell out of the opposing side with the mother of all weapons, the Champions League trophy itself.

Have a go for yourself. Frustrated? Go on, take it out on your least fave team!

Not frustrated? Have a go anyways!